Memo to agents:

As an agent of Universal Exports, you will have occasions in which you will be drunk. We at Universal Exports will require you to conduct yourself as a professional at all times. Your knowledge of local drinking customs and classic cocktails will buttress your diplomacy in situations that can not solely be solved by the karate chop. Universal Export employees are issued this cocktail guide at the beginning of their employment and will be expected to revisit it often, improving upon recipes and techniques through strenuous, disciplined, daily practice. Agent, keep your glasses chilled, because, they are better that way.    

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